Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind

Maybe Man - AJR 「歌词」

Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind

[Verse 2]
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
I don't want to know what my friends think

[Verse 3]
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

[Verse 4]
I wish I could act in a show on TV
Cause then I could practice not bein' me
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real

[Verse 5]
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
I don't wanna know the point of life

[Verse 6]
In some other life I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

[Verse 7]
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days have passed
You'll only want me when you're sad

[Verse 8]
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

[Verse 9]
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God, I could really use him now

[Verse 10]
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

[Verse 11]
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
I never know who the hell I am

[Pre-Chorus]
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
Cause I don't know who the hell I am
(—am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—)

[Chorus]
One, two, pandemonium!
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
One, two—
Here I go again

Translations - Links

Maybe Man - AJR 「歌词」 - 中文翻译

希望我是一块石头，所以我感觉不到
你会大喊我的脸，没什么大不了的
但是我会想念我们弥补和微笑的方式
不想成为石头，我改变了主意

[第2节]
我希望我的眼睛脑后
那我可以看到我去过的地方
但是后来我知道你在说话
我不想知道我的朋友的想法

[第3节]
希望我是我的狗在草坪上
当我听到你回家时，我会很高兴
但是，如果我是我的狗，我不会长寿
我敢肯定她走了

[第4节]
我希望我可以在电视上的演出中表演
因为那我可以练习不要成为我
我会练习我的哭泣，将其放入卷轴
但是当我为真实哭泣时，你不会相信我

[第5节]
我希望我的大脑大小三倍
我会钉住每一个笑话，我会赢得每场战斗
但是我会对这种想法太深
我不想知道人生的点

[第6节]
在其他生活中，我会很富有
我会旅行时，我会付账单
但不能抱怨'
没有人会为我感到难过

[第7节]
如果我是可卡因或一瓶杰克
我会被邀请到每个兄弟会
但是当你变老，美好的日子过去了
你只有难过的时候就想要我

[第8节]
希望我是一首歌，你最喜欢的歌
你会在你的舞会上跟随我
当你的宝宝出生时，我会在那里
两三分钟，然后我走了

[第9节]
我希望我大，和我的房子一样大
我会睡在树上，我会跳过每一个人群
但是我不适合治疗师的沙发
天哪，我现在真的可以使用他

[第10节]
我希望我是上帝，我永远不会绊倒
如果我这样做了，好吧，该怎么办？
我可能很残酷，打破你所有的东西
是的，无论如何我都会爱

[第11节]
但是，如果我是上帝，那会很奇怪
因为你只会说我想听的话
然后你会死，你希望我死了
我永远不知道我到底是谁

[前核]
我希望我是我，无论谁
我可能只是，不要屎
嘿，我会成为你的粉丝
因为我不知道我到底是谁
（ - am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-）

[合唱]
一，两个，pandmenium！
一，两个，pandmenium！
又到我了
一，两个，pandmenium！
又到我了
一，两个，pandmenium！
一二-
又到我了